Yay, Wednesday I go in for training so I can volunteer at the animal shelter!
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El Indio said, (65 days ago)
stop with the caps, fucker.
only one chick around here gets to pull that shit.
CAPTAIN HAMMER said, (65 days ago)
HOW COULD I OVERLOOK DR. AWKWARD. DR. AWKWARD? MORE LIKE DR. AWESOME!!!! YOU'RE SO ON MY TEAM, BRO.
AND THE CAPTAIN SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT AWESOME! DEAL.
ilikedginger said, (65 days ago)
ALSO, my company will give me four hours of paid time to do this a month. So that's pretty nifty.
CAPTAIN HAMMER said, (65 days ago)
WOW, THAT'S TOTALLY NIFTY! YOU'RE SO AWESOME. I THINK THE HAMMER MIGHT HAVE TO RETIRE HIS NAILS FOR YOU, BABE.
El Indio said, (65 days ago)
are you insinuating that im this captain hammer person?
im boring enough to have never made a fake profile in all my years on msg boards and such. mhmm.
Pagne said, (65 days ago)
I'm surprised no one accused me since I've was repeating "The hammer is my penis" for a couple weeks before he showed up. I'm kind of sad that people don't ever implicate me in fake profiles. :(
ilikedginger said, (65 days ago)
@navin, omfg, NO. Definitely not. This fake profile thing is like, a rival clique or something. I don't fully understand.
@pagne, I honestly don't like being accused of being a fake, because I make a point to be fairly open with my hostility and rudeness.
more pepper! said, (65 days ago)
this is great! i get a paid day to donate to volunteer work, maybe i will do the same!
ilikedginger said, (65 days ago)
It's pretty awesome. For a while I would go to the shelter once a week during my lunch break and sit in the cat room.
Pagne said, (65 days ago)
There is so much volunteer work I wish I could afford to do. When I'm old enough to retire, I will never be bored.
ilikedginger said, (65 days ago)
There's a girl in my other department that reads to school children. I'd do that, but kids always end up humiliating me somehow. I did a food drive a while back, but I was pretty unsuccessful.
arielsara said, (65 days ago)
I think if I volunteered at an animal shelter it would be hours of nothing but me weeping.
ilikedginger said, (64 days ago)
This one is no-kill, luckily. I've been there a lot and the animals are treated pretty well and the cats have a lot of room and the older cats aren't even in cages. The dogs depress me though, because they always look either mean or miserable.
SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ON TEAM AWESOME. YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THE CUTE FUZZY CRITTERS THAN THE FEELINGS OF RANDOM INTERNET STRANGERS! I LOVE IT. YOU'RE AWESOME. STAY THAT WAY, BABE!