So where IS Liza these days?
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I have yet to, despite those racy internet rumors! I want in on the action.
LINDA IS UNDER MY PROTECTION, SAFELY HIDDEN AWAY.
YES, I PROTECT RETARDS. IT'S WHAT I DO. PLEASE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.
NONE OF YOU CAN HURT HER ANY MORE! ESPECIALLY *YOU*, MIDGET FRANK!
I thought this thread was about Liza, not Linda.
They are not the same person
Look, I haven't gotten any pussy in like 8 months. I something to bang this weekend. Can anyone off this site assist me?
Thanks,
Rob
@SS: BABE, DON'T TALK. THE MEN ARE SPEAKING.
LIZA, LINDA? WHO CARES? THEY ALL NEED CAPTAIN HAMMER'S PROTECTION!
Liza is clearly also hidden away. Or possibly catatonic from my peenicorn.
L&R: I bet you could get with the tightest vagina out there (Q: How do you make a 4 year old cry twice?) and it would still be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
ilikedginger: actually the East coast is just very busy, except for people like myself
Then why are all you Easties making fake profiles and jacking around on the internet? Are you afraid if you act like this on your regular profile, people might not like you or retaliate by pointing out your many flaws?
GTI is a very accepting community, and personally, I don't think you should worry about what other people think about you. Just be yourself.
@MIDGET: FIRST YOU ATTACK RETARDS AND FATTIES. NOW YOU ATTACK AWESOME PEOPLE LIKE ME. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, MIDGET FRANK. EVERYONE SHOULD BE TAN, BLONDE, AND STUPID, LIKE GINGER. WELL, MAYBE NOT BLONDE, BUT WHATEVER. SHE'S FROM THE O.C. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MAKES HER AUTOMATICALLY AWESOME?!?!?
hmm yeah liza's probably out like, you know, hanging out with her friends and doing her job and uh, like, living, instead of hanging around on this site with a bunch of assholes who are jealous of her.
MAYBE THAT.
YES, JUST BE YOURSELF, LIKE GINGER SAYS. NO ONE WILL MOCK YOU, UNLESS YOU AREN'T AWESOME OF COURSE. NO ONE WILL CRY TO ADMINS AND GET YOU DELETED. NO ONE WILL HARASS YOU AND GET THEIR FRIENDS TO HARASS YOU. NO ONE WILL TURN THIS INTO A POPULARITY CONTEST OR LODGE FALSE CLAIMS OF RACISM AT YOU. NOT HERE. NO SIR. JUST MAKE SURE YOU KISS OUR AWESOME ASSES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE, PROMISE.
I think that's because pretty much everyone believes Midget Frank = Liza.
OMG, Captain Hammer, you're starting to sound like you need a sammich too. Take charge! You have plenty of bitches to put in the kitchen to make you a sammich.

I think she's hiding from you Carlo