I AM SPARTACUS!
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Carlo said, (66 days ago)
Nope. It was tried earlier and was deleted. You know why?
Because it failed.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
Last night, I had some good Japanese food. I went to a restaurant where you can actually sit on pillows and the waitress or waiter kneels. There was a waiter who looked like Scott Baio. I wanted to call him Japanese Chachi.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
There wasn't a lot of food, but I was kind of tired and my stomach hurt.
I hope I can have a blowout on my birthday next year, but it is kind of hard not living in the city and having to cart your own drunken ass to your own house.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
and this weekend I did some backpacking
I saw: snakes, banana slugs, lizards, and the snorch. Actually I did not see the snorch.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
And I kind of want a boyfriend again, but then I don't, but its kind of hard to have fun when there are a bunch of married guys wooing you on OK Cupid to be their poly girlfriend...and uh yeah I don't really do that.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
So really I would just like a guy friend who occasionally gropes my butt.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
In fact, I was kind of hoping I could ask Japanese Chachi out last night, but I didn't know how to say the words "hey handsome, can we go out for sushi sometime?" in japanese.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
let me repeat myself: "Last night, I had some good Japanese food. I went to a restaurant where you can actually sit on pillows and the waitress or waiter kneels. There was a waiter who looked like Scott Baio. I wanted to call him Japanese Chachi."
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
Bob Loblaw has had many chicks and looks kind of crusty. I'd like to think that my chachi was pure and unadulterated but still good with the ladies.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
that could be misconstrued as Vagina in some cultures.
Jiaji is vagina in Korean.
M.K. VanBustiemaan said, (66 days ago)
It makes sense either way, really. Just means something entirely different.
ABoyNamedArt said, (66 days ago)
Lady O, the solution is clear: rent a DVD of Zapped! and pick the Japanese language option.
Moose Elaine said, (66 days ago)
I am Spartacus, and so is my wife!
My boss IS here today, but that doesn't change the fact that I don't feel like working at all. Being down means bad productivity, alas.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
I love my dead gay spartacus!
Being down kind of sucks. But think about the kittens and the future ownership of something that fits in your hands and you can tug by the neck. Oh..the tugging.
@ABNA: I take it that the movie is not as satiating in english?
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
On a sadder note: does anyone know if PETA is smoking crack? First UC Berkeley attacks, then comparing the Manitoba murder to abusing animals?
ABoyNamedArt said, (66 days ago)
Lady O: Well, if you're dealing with a Japanese Scott Baio, I thought the immersion approach might work best.
Huh huh, "immersion."
M.K. VanBustiemaan said, (66 days ago)
@LO: Yeah, but there has always been a "complete and utter whackjob" element to the animal-rights movement. It seems to attract crazies, for whatever reason.
ABoyNamedArt said, (66 days ago)
"Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float."
Okay, that made me laugh.
M.K. VanBustiemaan said, (66 days ago)
That has the potential to be epic. Whether win or fail, however, will come down to execution.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
I just need Mace and Sarah to get some kittens so I can dress them up in Danish Royalty costumes.
lay oale said, (66 days ago)
It is all part of my master plan of animal fiction.
Dogs who look like celebrties
LOLCatHamlet
and LOLAlphabet
and I totally win this game. The end.