I've said it before, and I'll say it again. ONLY WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST. Everyone else is just making "observations."

Like if I say, "That black gentleman is enjoying a refreshing piece of watermelon," then that's just me making a statement. Now if a white person said that, they might as well me Klan members.

Sure.

I just hide in my house so I do not have to say anything...but I would like to run away to Native America Reservation and plan a take over and the States!!!

what the helllllll

@ Sven: oh now what did I do?

there's a think that should've been in there.... like what i should do before i type...

What if I say "that slanty-eyed gentleman is enjoying a refreshing piece of watermelon"?

Young asian people have told me that their grandparents' generation contains the most observant people around

Will, I never told you that

I certainly don't enjoy watermelon, but my dad does and he's got slanty eyes.

is your dad BLACK?

My parents like all sorts of melons.

(ok, say something inappropriate)

what happens when you say things about jews?

or do i count as non-white?

i mean, that's what i normally believe...but i need someone more ethnic to back me up pls.

Jews are just uppity whites. Or something.

Yep but I can't tell against whom?

@Eva - you and me both, kiddo.

after all*

What if one is only 1/2 white? Does that make them 1/2 racist?

Jews are white people that white people hate.

Yeah, they go on the observation pile.

....................

@sal: that's like me with australian. although people get confused if i throw russian into the mix...

Aww, you know I'm just joking around. I love Jews. All the boys I have ever liked have some Jewishness in them.

If it makes ANYONE feel better, there are like 328905239124 half-Asian-half-Jewish people in the world.

I will admit the best text message I got from my ex was when I asked him if he had an over (I wanted to bake something at his place) and he said "Of course I do! I am German!" I loved that.

Seriously speaking though I dunno that the "Jews used to be slaves too" thing holds water. Russian serfdom was also basically slavery but I don't think I can make slavery comments.

Jews used to be slaves so they can make observations too.

Maybe it was my old neighborhoods! Although we didn't have Asians. Mostly it was Hispanic.

heen: it is my lifelong goal to make a baby like that

centro: that just means you're white.

Does it count as ethnic if my family has its own plaid?

On one side. I'm red on the other.

I'm Dutch so I just get my own category.

"Who him? Oh, he's not racist. He's just Dutch."

@cent - Mine's cooler.
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your clan must be super gay, with that fruity ass tartan. come back when you get a MAN'S kilt.