Dear Scurvy, I love you. You don't have to pretend to be Mikkoman to get me to talk to you! Dear Carlo, I was sleeping.
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Hahah. He called me and I was like "Scurvs I can't talk right now!" and he was like "You may think it's Scurvy but it's actually Mikkoman so you should talk to me!" ...and for a second I was trying to figure out if one of them had flown to the other coast or something.
Okay, this is really TMI, but basically: Salomea and I used to talk way more often, we haven't talked in forever at this point, I was catching up on GTI in the library earlier and saw she'd posted in one of my threads, and so I gave her a call.
The phone rings twice and she shuts me down instantly, but I remember that she talks about talking to Mikkoman a lot lately on GTI so I thought maybe I'd sneak past her scurvyfilter if I was an impostor.
Mikkoman, it's nothing personal, I just didn't know your actual name
Celisse, look at your username
I'm sorry Scurvs, I was in a coffeeshop! I could post online but talking on the phone would have gotten me stares!

...how does he pretend to be mikkoman?