Everybody is really either an eight or a two. You would or you wouldn't, end of story.
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You know what Tim? You're an 8. In another time and place, a parallel universe, perhaps, I might have hit it.
That doesn't leave much wiggle room in the middle, does it? I'm hesitant to designate as either.
@Swedish CM: I'd agree if that weren't such a non-flattering statement. Actually, I think it's better than being a 2 anyway.
Fine, I'll take 8. 2 is a bit too low considering I clean up okay.
I think I'm a 2, but I see it like this: After the 4th time, it balances out.
did fiz just make a math joke about being sexy?
that's sofa king hot.
@Ninja: Very much so. The 0-1 scale is actually a probabilistic quantum superposition whose probability distribution can be heavily altered when entangled with a substance that is always on 1.

I'm a total 8.