Quick, talk about Celisse while she's gone.
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portableteejay said, (67 days ago)
I heard she made a guy pregnant by pointing at him and saying, "Cabron."
El Indio said, (67 days ago)
i heard that she once killed a man just to make her karaoke that much edgier.
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maybe not
valkyrie said, (67 days ago)
You know she went cliff diving in Belize? This was after she revolutionized their farming industry.
henny said, (67 days ago)
She's had internet sex with so many boys, it's like she's the female internet version of Carlo.
henny said, (67 days ago)
She had an internet relationship with that guy from Consumating, Ryan Awesome.
portableteejay said, (67 days ago)
I heard she made some guy diabetic by smacking his face with her boobs.
more pepper! said, (67 days ago)
i heard she killed the last unicorn because his whining about being the last was old meme.
bizzy said, (67 days ago)
But she did get a glitter POG surgically implanted where a belly button should be.
Agent Lover said, (67 days ago)
I heard she scotch-taped a picture of Jonathan Taylor Thomas to her panties and slapped a baby.
bitch is crazy