I am getting married in 4 days.
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benbrown said, (67 days ago)
Someone should buy me the travel cable winders and shit that I put on the registry that everyone is ignoring!
http://www.thethingsiwant.com/spenceke/list/ben%20and%20katie%27s%20wedding%20registry
mizsarah said, (67 days ago)
May the beards of your children be as long and full as your life together.
Corey Hart said, (67 days ago)
the 8th is 3 days away.
I bet you're glad I'm here or else you'd be late to your own wedding!
benbrown said, (67 days ago)
OK, I get it, you are way more accurate than I am when measuring time! WOW! I AM SO IMPRESSED!
portableteejay said, (67 days ago)
I dunno about vows, but you should totally high five or terrorist fist bump after the "kiss the bride" kiss.
benbrown said, (67 days ago)
Oh god, I can't believe we hadn't already planned for the high five. I will add this POST HASTE.
Jesse said, (67 days ago)
wait...
if you change your name, like, benbrown.com will be sorta moot...
also "Old Man Brownce" doesn't have the same ring to it...
lamebrains said, (67 days ago)
Awesome job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any chance on making that last name portmanteau into Spewn?
Could strike a chord with folks who think the past tense of shit is shat.
giu said, (67 days ago)
I asked jesse if I could be his date to the wedding and he said NO! apparently he already has one.
pout!
Corey Hart said, (66 days ago)
But Jesse, you're flying me in. I hope you don't expect me to put out. We talked about this.
benbrown said, (66 days ago)
Yeah, Jesse is a whore alright!
OMG OUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED 3 HOURS!!!!!!
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC!
Joel Mushiking said, (66 days ago)
I'm sorry that I'll miss this. I hope that I'll jhave more reliable internet by the time it takes place. Is there a video-feed and podcast or is someone live-blogging it?
I still have to write my vows.
I want to mention how we will be starting a breeding program to create the Kwisatz Haderach.