Help! There is a cute stray kitten on my front doorstep. What do I do?

I did try to feed him. Note to self: kitten does not like Taco Bell's Grilled Stuffed Burrito. I didn't either really, but I was hungry after skipping dinner to go to the gym.

Aw! Well, set something outside for him, water and a snack, and see if he's still there tomorrow. If he does belong to someone and he snuck out, there's going to be a very sad owner somewhere.

I'm not sure. You're actually not supposed to give too much milk to cats. It makes them puke.

maaaaan, talk about sad owners.

Once, when one of my dogs was but a cute lil pup, he snuck through our fence and ran away. We looked for him EVERYWHERE and couldn't find him. I was DEVASTATED.

The next day, one of my neighbors knocked on my door and handed me my doggie. He said they'd found him and brought him home, but that he cried too much so they're giving him back. HEY THANKS, GUYS. Ugh. At least I got my baby back.

I heard something about butter on the bottom of its feet making it lose the way to your house. But you can't do it obvs if you are allergic.

I was on topic. I was offering a way to get rid of it. I seriously heard about a trick with butter because they leave behind a scent with their own feet and if their scent is covered up they can't find their way back.

Well, I put a saucer of water and some more turkey sausage on the porch, but when I went to try to take a picture of him, he was gone. (I'm just assuming he's a boy - I didn't look that closely.)

We'll see if he shows up again.

Both of y'all are on topic. So there.

If he shows up again, I might. Really. He's too cute to be homeless in this cold weather.

I've started calling him Flaco.

Are you thinking of staying out here longer? Or will you be on the road again soon?

Good, then I still have a chance to lure you over here someday. With carrot cake and kittens, if that's what it takes.

I am occasionally in the East Bay (as the boy lives in Oakland) - this can be arranged.

Whoa, hon. Did you take him in?