She REALLY wants me to date her mom.
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Oh yeah??? EN GARDE!!! I will have her HEAD.
omg betch done stole my name!
I'd be a bit concerned as to why her mum keeps changing her email address. To speculate: Her mother is a sentient realdoll on the run from Uzbek criminal elements who manufactured her in a secret location high in the Ural Mountains. She's trying to find her way to William Gibson's house and ... sanctuary.

Hiya there! Like fun rides???
I'm a regular here, but not my mother. I showed her around and she went crazy� she really liked your ad page and insisted I contacted you on her behalf. She has never tried online dating. You're lucky, cause she's popular and is very attractive � she's single again, after being in a long term relationship for the past three years. She'd like to try new things and move on. She's looking for someone to date � nothing too serious at first. She enjoys guys who are smart, romantic and generous. A little more info about her: She's in shape. She loves cooking, going to the movies and jogging. She has many other pastimes, you can discuss them with her. I do NOT want to be part of that conversation. By the way, this is not her account, so please don..t reply directly to my message. Instead, send your reply to her address at marie_florek@yahoo.
Thank you!!! Happy hunting!