Oh FUCK yeah.

Dammit.

"Hiya sweetie pie!

My mom feels lonely. She's single, she's looking for fun and would like to meet a decent guy. She read your page and thought you'd be a match. She's relaxed and adventurous but does not want a one night stand. She could have just went to a bar for that. My mother is in shape and has a terrific body. She's good-looking for sure, even more than I :-( She was a cheerleader when she was in high school and still can do some of the moves. I hope that you're an audacious guy because you'll have great adventures with my mom. Get some pics.

But please bypass me... not wanting to see private things between you two. Instead, send your reply at her E-mail address, rodrigeslmarie at yahoo.

Well, thanks!"

Don't be jealous of my hot mom action.

as long as you aren't jealous of my guy who sticks stuff to other stuff.

omg. Email her!!! Someone with a mac, do it!