My brother is fast asleep and is mumbling to himself. I don't want to wake him up, but I do want to start throwing small items at him. Suggestions?

I don't want to turn on the TV because I'd feel like a dick waking him up but he's lolling around like a retard and it's making me laugh.

If you have enough stuff, do an outline of him and where he's sleeping. Most effective when they're to drunk to move, and you use empty cans and bottles.

the bible.

Also I'm going to have to sleep in my jeans because it's cold as balls in here and I didn't bring any actual pants.

No spare blankets considering it's 90 degrees outside. I dont know where the AC is but it is kind of glorious.

There isn't a Bible in here, but there will be no defiling, missy.

He's like a snoring mountain it's ridiculous. I'd take a picture if I had my camera.

Missy!?

Tickle his nose. With luck, he'll roll over and stop snoring for a bit.

@Shifty: MISSY.

@Shifty: Said with affection!

lob a bunny at 'im