so like, I'm sitting at my friend's place (where she rents), and it's an open house today. people keep coming in and out, and it just hit me what a fun opportunity this actually is...

i guess i need a drink

AS USUAL!

The only thing better than nudity is the prospect of nudity.

be the overeager person to welcome people to your neighborhood and hold their hand in your hands when you talk to them and look them deep into their eyes and tell them how nice it will be to have another [insert their race here] person in the compound, erm complex.

open house is over, but outside in the neighbor's yard is a guys waxing his board and smoking a medium-sized joint.

he like, was just trying to hold it in and started choking on it.

poor dude.