hi everyone! it only took me 5 months to figure out where you all went from consumating - but im back and ready for some action & late night bruhaha!!! so helloooo team internet world!! this is cory and im here for big fun!

hey.

so like, i couldnt think of a really good introduction, you know? that one was dripping with sarcasm but, it doesnt come out very well - cos - no one really knows me on here.

sigh.

were you that emo girl who would write, like, NOVELS to everything? i dont think so, but the username seems familiar.

um, i tend to sometimes write long answers to things -
but i would never ever catagorize myself as 'emo' -
im too old for that shit.

hi catlady! how are you? i remember you!

and im positive im not lily allen, although people seem to ask me if i am all the time.

ohhh. yep. its you.

Regardless, glad you found it eventually!

Hi! I don't know you and I wasn't that known on consu, but your enthusiasm definitely counts for something.

Hi.