re: Batman band-aids
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Captain Heeny said, (119 days ago)
I gave a band-aid to each of my coworkers even if they did not have a boo-boo. It was awesome
mikkoman said, (119 days ago)
I spent my vacation educating my sister on 1960s TV Batman. She's never seen an episode! She knew little more than the theme song, so we went to YouTube and watched Adam West dance the Batusi.
Why doesn't Batman dance anymore?
lamebrains said, (119 days ago)
A male student just arrives into Sydney after living most of his life in the more desolate areas, to start his first year as a university student. First night in Sydney, he visits the red light district of Kings Cross, and drinks at the clubs. That night, he starts talking to a girl and they get pretty friendly (he does not know she is a prostitute because he is a country kid, and is kinda stupid).
Eventually, it is decided that they go back to the girl's place, which they do. Straight away, they undress and begin to make out, to which the woman asks "what do you want me to do?" The guy being a bit stupid, just goes, "fuck me" to which she does. When they finished, the girl goes "Now it's your turn to do something for me"
The guy thinks about it, and believes it's fair, since she gave him sex, so he agrees to whatever she wants to do. From under the bed, she gets a coil of string, and ties the guy up to the bed frame. When the guy is tied up, the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape.
Next morning, the man awakes in the rich suburb of nearby Double Bay, and is naked and really bleeding bad. He gets taken to hospital by a passing motorist, and needed 27 stitches for his anus.
khaaaaansumating said, (119 days ago)
I was just so excited about Batman Band-aides. I was wishing so much that our Target was open 24 hours because I would have left right now and bought some. They would have helped a domestic dispute I was having earlier. And then something long and drawn out that wasn't immediately about batman band-aids, and I kind of have a reading disorder, probably, because sometimes I hate reading. Or maybe I am just lazy. It is the summer after all and the living is supposed to be easy.
And this thread should be rejoicing in the awesomeness of Target and your Batman Band-aid find! So jealous. Still. Want .... so .... bad
khaaaaansumating said, (117 days ago)
I went to Target today and they didn't have them yet. Countenance thy name is disappointment.
During my lunch break, I walked to Target to purchase a box of Batman Band-Aids. I didn't steal them this time!