Apparently, I promised my friend that we'd get married if I wasn't marred by the time I'm 31. I turn 31 this year and she brought it up a couple of nights ago. I was like, "UHHHHHHHHHHH..."
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Centropomus said, (119 days ago)
Good idea on the Dune theme. Distilled water is much cheaper than champagne.
Carlo said, (119 days ago)
That's why I think it's a trick. I never would've said 31. That's a weird number.
Centropomus said, (119 days ago)
One of my exes pulled the number 38 out of thin air when proposing such a pact. Of course, she really meant 24.
Carlo said, (119 days ago)
Pros:
She's a trust funder
Great for networking with the fashion industry
I love her cats
Cons:
I can never, ever, imagine having sex with her.
Sarah von Pantyhose said, (119 days ago)
just have sex with her and then figure out the impossible part
Sven PartyMaan said, (119 days ago)
if you get rich by marrying her, can me and tiff live in your pool house?
Centropomus said, (119 days ago)
Q: If, hypothetically, you showed us pics, would we want to imagine you having sex with her?
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ahahahaha. I have one of those promises standing for me as well. it's weird.