What kind of men will I pick up with my fancy new OKAY CUPID! profile?

Creepy Old Men.

stalked

Hahahahaha.

Oh, the responses you're gonna get.

I clicked. Sorry.

zomg. I got woos.

Not as hot as pimpin the hos.

Ali G fans?

creepers

college students?

This one is a keeper. Very bright:

"I saw your pic thought you were hot... But judging by what you wrote, I'm not telling you anything you don't already fucking know... Which is a good thing... Confidence is sexy as hell... Read your profile... It didn't really say much about you and I couldn't tell if you were playing around wit the whole "gangsta" thing... You started out with it but then stopped... Either way I think you'd be worth getting to know... Message me back...

Jean paul"

More, post more!
Also, are you really in Floridah?

The joke is that I'm going to pretend that I go to Florida State University but that I plan to attend Harvard law.

Ghostie's too much work in general.

But they'll sure try to pick you up, with that photo you've posted.

You should see if you can get them to buy you stuff.

I like how you pretty much do the same thing there as you do here, but with less grammar.

And you get the same results.

You love me.

It's a lot easier to get them to buy you plane tickets than anything else. Ideally, you find a guy who lives in a place you want to visit, get him to buy you tickets, and at the last minute, tell him you got back together with your ex, and visit the people you really wanted to visit anyway. This of course requires that you have extreme contempt for the guy you're ripping off.