ANON-THREAD, ROUND 2

(woot! round 2! I am NEVER going to get any work done today.)

http://goteaminternet.com/show/23744

"oh please please please someone start talking about something gross"

Does Brandi even know who the father of her kid is?

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How is that any of the internet's business?

Well. I'm not posting what I saw. Even if it would be considered useful information to some.

(Monkey, just post what you get, dude.)

Animalistic urges overwhelm me because of a certain person on this site. They know exactly who is posting this and even if they were here right now, I'd still be a yellow-bellied chump and never make a move.

" I like it up the ass a lot. "

"Get a life you stupid fucks."

.....

Aggro.

"This is more enticing than the delicious bagel and chive cream chee that awaits me in the kitchen."

Oh man, this is the perfect time for me to hop in.

Did anyone say anything about me while I was gone? ARE MORE PEOPLE IN LOVE WITH ME?

"No one actually donkeypunches, right?"

(ok, that last one had something BOLDED in it. I'm impressed.)

" Celisse! Stop telling me how much you love GTI/Consumating nudes, it's upsetting my stomach. "

i never said that!!

"you are an annoying twat"

"Pagne is pretending to be a lesbian."

...

Pagne, any thoughts?

"I really sincerely like Johnny. He's like the Internet's teengaged little brother."

"Bon voyage, Peppertits!!"

....

I keep getting the Peppertits.

"I really sincerely love Johnny. He's like the Internet's wet dream."

"We're all annoying twats from time to time, loosen up."

"None of the "lesbians" on this site are legit."

"Not all of the straight guys are legit either."

(hahahahahahahha!)

"I don't not honestly think that sentence made sense. "

"Speaking of the breeders, does anyone not legitimately fear for the safety of becca's kid?"
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Yes?

"Johnny is in love with me."

"tiff like black guys because they are the only ones who can fill her loose holes "

well thats good to know.

>:(

ok i posted this anonymously but apparently it didn't go through, but can we PLEASE not talk about people's kids? PLEASE? i am the biggest jerk on the site and even I think that's low.

yes beccah is a nutcase but none of us have ever seen her parent her child, so its not for any of us to say whether or not we should fear for her kid's safety. the same thing goes for any of the other popular gti-parents/kids. ENOUGH.

@Sven: Agreed.

"Twigby gets me all hot and bothered."

"How's it going!"
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Chillin', anon, HBU?

Dearest Johnny,
Do you love me?

Y []

N []

xoxo

Please tell TWIGBY he gets you all hot and bothered. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Ginger luvs Johnny 4eva"

"Des wants to get fucked by a super huge hard dick. We all know this is true"

Oh gross. Des is boring and ugly. Let's talk shit about interesting people instead.

"Also you should probably know that I'm well aware it wouldn't work, but I've never told you that because I wanted the possibility to be there. Call me crazy, I guess."

"My breasts are humble."

....

Good. I hate stuck up breasts.

"I need a face between my thighs."
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Probably a few candidates around here if you ask.

"If I was drunk enough, I'd probably fuck TWIGBy. I bet he'd be fun. Hopefully he's watched enough porn that he actually knows where everything goes."

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In every orifice, all at once! That's what porn taught me.

"I volunteer for intra-thigh duty."

You guys are welcome to talk shit about me all you want, but other than someone probably saying I'm pretentious, fat or boring, or digging up ONE Consumater I had sex with, I just don't think there's anything left. :)

"Half of you guys would stick it in anyone with a hole and a heartbeat."

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I have a hole...

"johnny's just jealous because he can't actually get an STD - no one will fuck him"

Yeah Monkey, I mean for the level of interest in my penis, I'm seriously not tapping into my greatest natural resourse.

"Whoever just volunteered for intra-thigh duty is probably too nerdy to actually fulfill the duty correctly."

"Johnny, don't try and be tough. It's laughable."

Tough?!?

"I have it on good authority that matthew will let any grubby slut slobber all over his dick."

"I miss Consumating. Consumating got me laid. I really can't see GTI doing that."

DID I NOT JUST SAY I'D FUCK MATTHEW LONG AND HARD?

"I'll get between some thighs too."

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HIGH 5.

"What's the definition of a Grubby Slut?"

.............
Good question.

"The hottest sex I ever had was with a Consumator. I'm a little ashamed of that."

Shit, I'm not.

" hey relatively unknown - care lots. "

"its so cute the way you all stroke each others egos"

lol @ bizzy's last one.

" Don't kid yourself. We're all on this site for ego stroking of some kind. "

who hasnt brandi laid

--and again

"How do we stroke each others egos? Did you not see the previous thread? It was like 700 comments of shit talking and then 500 comments of poop."

Brandi has made out with more consumators than she has allowed in her pants. You're just jeal.

--this is probably true

@SS: Nice, it cracks me up though.

Leggo my ego!
Damn strokers.

"i want bizzy to be my girlfriend "

very low to brandi = less than 100

@SS:seriously pops up everytime dude

"I feel the need to smack talk about people that are not participating in this thread or think that it's stupid and not funny. Let's start with Liza."

"StillSleeping = idiotic clueless twatmuncher "

????????????????

"Great pate, but I gotta motor if I'm going to make that funeral on time."

"yeah I totally know which of you just called me a twatmuncher nice job. But idiotic that's a bit unimaginative."

"I'm going to try and drink enough alcohol to forget that I haven't been properly fucked in awhile."

You and me both, pal.

why aren't you guys talking about me

"I don't think Des deserves the reputation she's gotten."

Thank Vishnu for tabbed browsing!

" Sure she does, you get what you give. "

"do not talk about Hena"

lol I am so on the train to make fun of Liza. That girl is 100% self-absorbed and also a huge slut.

"Saying, "Pew, pew, pew, I got lazers." after you orgasm on a woman isn't funny."

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lol wtf

"Carlo/Hena porn would make me blind with disgust"

" seriously stop talking about Hena "

this isn't juicy enough

"Someone needs to lick Hena over and over again. Like a Tootsie Pop. Like a Dairy Queen ice cream cone.

Like a man after 40 days in the desert desperate for water licking dew off a leaf."

"Hena's twat probably tastes like Chinese food."

"I'm hungry. Someone please cook me something. I cannot leave the computer at present."

"Hena likes it with pulp."

????

'if you say the name Hena one more time she will wipe your butt after you've had diarrhea-the mexican food kind'

"Yeah, we're all huge sluts, but Liza is a huge slut with a chip on her shoulder. And she's not even that great in the sack, yet she thinks everyone is in love with her. Total internet weirdo who pretends she's not."

I would fuck someone who smells like Sbarros.

-nice!

"LOL @ "Gossip Girl". Bad, bad Marie! *spank*"

YEAAHHH