one of the sites i write for (thisisfakediy.co.uk) is about to relaunch, and the brand new site is gonna include a writer's page. i have to include one sentence that sums me up. any suggestions, vague internet friends?!
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dann: oh my. what exactly would you like to know? unless you're just suggesting i 'announce' to the diy readership that i want to know them...
community toy: oh, you.
twigby: haaaaaaaahaahahh WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT
'cos that's what i DO
i seriously think it'd be funny if you only get one line
well actually we were also asked to do 'some sort of biography that doesn't have to be real.' WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
Tell them you are a hot shit space pirate chick with an eyepatch, then. Or a race car driving unicorn.

I wish i knew you.
Just put that..