My anon thread was quite successful today.
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Seriously. Carlo didn't even get to play so none of you can say he's mean anymore.
Yes that was a wild Thursday. I still can't believe someone thinks I am Linda Busser!! I may be an asshole but I don't pretend I have Downs :(
I am going to make a Chuck Bass profile so Marie will love me forever.
oh, and for the record, I posted the "My name ain't baby..." one, even though I am not actually Linda Busser.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHRGHHHHHH!!!!! also make him a vampire for extra points!
I wanna know who wants to be in a marie/celisse sammie. also i just lol'd to tiff because my name is celisse marie. BIFFLES.
BLOL I saw that one. Also someone wants Hena to spank me and slap me in the face! WOWOWOW
See, no one wants to do any of that with me. They just want to talk about my anal habits.
I had a friend whose mom was a nurse and she reported to him that the majority of patients with foreign objects in the rectum claimed that they "Fell on it"
haaaaahahahhahahajnlkihjbois.
i liked the part where everyone started admitting who they've cybered/phone sexed
And think of all the ones that didn't go through...somewhere swimming in the internet abyss...
If the internet was an actual physical thing, I imagine it would be sticky and smell like very dirty, burnt pubes.
hoooo God that was gross and made me make a face which i only WISH could be captured in an emoticon. it would probably look like this:
>;@
which kinda would look like havin an anus on my face, i guess....
I think the internet would look like my house, but with a HUGE stockpile of money in the corner.
I put a couple in, but they weren't really all that mean or scandalous.
I was using my iPod, so I couldn't participate that much. I left 3 messages tops. Also, it was crazy scrolling down.
i liked it because people said they wanted to have sex with me in it
Oh twigs, only one person wanted to have sex with me and I think it was just Celisse anyway, so I wouldn't feel so left out.

Celisse, Carlo and I are not the only jerks here.