the new toilet paper in my office is like wiping with braille.
braille
I like!
No thanks!
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more pepper! said, (79 days ago)
we have tampons and all sort of products in the bathroom, and previously we've had nice toilet paper but for some reason this new batch is just AWFUL.
every time i had to pee today i apologized to my bits.
BeeJohn McCain said, (79 days ago)
I bet if you learn to read ass-braille, it will save you money on magazines!
more pepper! said, (79 days ago)
beejus, you are correct, but my bootay doesn't want to read. it's purely for show.
a show-bootay, with aspirations (lol) of fame and fortune.
arielsara said, (78 days ago)
Someone is going to need to explain to me the aspirations lol. Is it because it sounds like ass-pirations? Are there going to be ass pirates?
Aren't jokes always funnier when you have to explain them?
more pepper! said, (78 days ago)
yes, it's because of ASSpirations.
please maintain my internets while i'm gone, mmkay?
They got shitty toilet paper at my office a while back, so my friend Sarah and I had a talk with the guy who was doing all the purchasing... "Look, it might not matter to you, but we actually come into contact with the toilet paper a lot. Soft, and TWO PLY. Also, could you get tampons?" It's been good ever since then. My suspicion is that he just didn't want to get cornered into awkward conversation again, haha.