You're being forced to live in the zoo. What exhibit to you belong in? Where would you rather live in?
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i would live with gorillas because then i could eat and sleep and pick nits all day long.
@pepper: I think you belong with the flamingos, all pretty and showy, like a burlesque dancer! :)
i don't much like birds. also the flamingo exhibit always smells really bad.
@pepper: Okay, phew, I just couldn't stand to see you go in with the gorillas.
@wordie: I totally see you with the koalas.
I was at the zoo last weekend and a lot of the animals seemed slightly unhappy, but the sea lions seemed to us to be content.
Today: swim around all day, haul out, sun yourself, swim around some more, fall asleep in a big pile of your friends. Tomorrow: repeat.
So I'm in with the pinnipeds.

I probably belong with the monkeys, but I'm not really into the poo flinging. So if I had a choice I'd like to live in the small kids petting zoo. With the lambies... and deers.