GTI: The RPG

I'm thinking maybe I'll roll a neutral evil Troll.

@combustible and lady - alright, I'm in. Elven cleric, lawful good. Despises braggarts and the self-righteousness he sees in those chaotic and neutral. On a mission to preserve his woodland from a planet blight.

(btw - I rarely roleplay, in case you're curious, and when I do I'm like "we're at the supply store? Can I rob it?" I'd rather be reading.)

As an evil Troll, I'm going to skulk about, lurking in the shadows of threads, then pouncing on unsuspecting posters with vitriol and invective - I'll probably even make racist or sexist jokes. I will nullify their defenses with Word of Power "teh internets r srs bizness LOL" then stalk them until they collapse from exhaustion.

Wait. So instead of sitting around and talking about random stuff, we get to sit around pretending about talking about random stuff?

Roleplaying RULES :P

(I keed. I used to be active in AOL based RPGs that revolved around Star Wars, when I was 15 or so)

Snark Princess: Casts a transparency spell at troll thereby revealing Trolls real intentions to the internet.

Under the effects of Snark Princess' spell, troll begins a lengthy, teary monologue about how he wasn't held enough as a child and only really wants to be loved.

NERDS

1,000,000,000 XP to Agent Lover.

Elven Cleric casts Silence (yes, I can cast 2nd level spells), thus stopping anyone from hearing Troll's monologue (also, this means Snark Princess can't cast for the next few minutes of game time).

table top, japanese console or western pc?

THESE DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT

@Snark Princess: Don't make me cast seventh-level Godwin on this thread.

Dammit, I picked "Lawful Good," that means I can't use the "Animate Dead" spell and unleash that on GTI.

Ugh fine, i'll be a Necromancer with a specialty in reviving dead threads

Troll attacks Cleric with enormous phallus made of a three, a capital D, ten equals signs.

@Troll: Wow, where'd you steal that from? I know you didn't have that on you.

@ashok: "THAT'S WHAT UR MOM SAID!"

Oh, wait, no. Fuck. I suck at playing trolls.

I'm going to be the Tavern Owner, who would in a GTI RPG would own all the gold in the game in about 4 turns. Should any of you try to rob me I've got a very large crossbow behind the bar and a pair of +6 bouncers to handle any such ruffians.

Troll compares Snark Princess to Hitler.

Jubilee and I had this idea a few weeks ago, but it was WAY WAY WAY less nerdy.

@METALWIZARD: ARE YOU TRYING TO ENCOURAGE THE TROLLING HERE? HYPOCRITE!

Troll casts vanish:

"WHATEVER LOSERS! YOU JUST KEEP UP THE CIRCLE JERK! I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO IN MY REAL LIFE WHERE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHICH I FUCK."

@SNARK PRINCESS: No, I'm a metawizard. I deal in meta-ness. Thus, Godwin.

@CM: Metawizard casts Reveal Glamour on that last comment, showing the illusion for what it is.

Dammit! I already used the "Compare to Hitler" class ability today!

I'm a monster! RAWR!

snark princess: waits for necromancer to revive this thread