I called out of work yesterday due to eye crustiness. Now they won't let me work again until I have a note saying that it's not pink eye.
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Carlocakes said, (168 days ago)
No, my left eye is leaking for some reason. Not pink at all. My right eye thinks it's being all emo and called it a fag.
Carlocakes said, (168 days ago)
But seriously, I just didn't want to work and used excessive eye crust as an excuse.
Carlocakes said, (168 days ago)
Actually, I can't believed it worked. I don't think anyone has used that excuse before.
Molly Malone said, (168 days ago)
its possible that your excuse was so ridiculous that they decided there was no way you could make something like that up
SCORE.
I just wanted to not work.