Today's dinner for two: One large tub of chocolate mousse, one can of condensed milk, one packet of strawberry jelly crystals, one packet of chocolate freckles and two Wonka Fabulicious Raspberry Licorice Twists (cut up) ...ALL MIXED TOGETHER.
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Fuck, I forgot it also had a box of orange tic-tacs. Anyway, for dessert: OBESITY.
You might die.
I tried to eat a van of condensed milk for dinner once.
Once.
Well, since I've managed to stay alive and not experience heart failure (pretty sure)I urge all of you to try this or something similar. It's so UNNECESSARY. Unneccesarily AMAZING.

yup all the major food groups are covered