Dear Jesus, I need a fake husband/boyfriend, pronto. He's gotta have some good boarder-dog tendencies. Name your price, and I will meet it. In your name, Amen, Little P PS- if you are in the mood to give me a REAL husband/boyfriend, then you have orders to persuade that dude. HELP ME MAN. I'M DESPERATE.
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Little p said, (123 days ago)
well, i know this guy. he's nice and all. I just like him as a person.
my boss is trying to hook me up with him. he actually flies in from Arizona on a regular basis in the guise of "business" but he really comes to see me.
then the whole evening here was set up so that we would be watching a movie together.
so i ended up being alone with him in this room watching a movie
then he was all over me
and I was nice and all about - no, no , no - i'm not into this
AND i have to get up at 6.30
and then it was like I hurt his feelings.
and then i felt really bad
there's only one guy that i know and see that i really like. and that will probably go no where.
but besides that- I'm not interested in dating. I'm interested in getting well and focusing on my goals
Little p said, (123 days ago)
if I'm gonna date- then right now I'm only interested in this one guy.
just in case you thought I was a picky shrew, well, I was interested in 2 guys, but the first one WAS NOT interested in me. I think I was bad for his rep.
However, this other guy- man, he's so great.
otherwise- I have my eyes on the prize. Inner peace and tranquility baby. AS THE CROW FLIES.
khaaaaansumating said, (123 days ago)
I like you a lot. Mostly because you are more bizarre than me. I have to think that could never get old.
Little p said, (123 days ago)
@indio- yea. it does doesn't it? it's not crazy at all. just logical, right?
@centrofl- is he CRAZY??????
Little p said, (123 days ago)
Dear Khaaaaaaaansumating,
thanks mr man. that's cool of you. and if we're ever watching a movie together - don't totally jump on me and start sucking my face.
that move freaks me out/makes me sad.
I know you're too cool to do that anyway,
your friend,
little p
lay oale said, (123 days ago)
guys like women who are not particularly interested in dating and are more goal oriented
if it is any indication, you could be not single in a week with an almost pretend boyfriend
Little p said, (123 days ago)
I'm totally getting a pretend boyfriend.
he's all jealous, fit, into cage fighting, and can shoot from the hip like dirty harry. you might not ever see him, but he makes me wear this little camera so that he sees everything I do.
OH WELL- TOO BAD FOR ME.
his name is...
um...
soulcamp said, (123 days ago)
You've got to look at the bright side - it's still better than the married boss jumping on you during a movie, right?
Little p said, (123 days ago)
@soulcamp- you have a HUGE point there.
DON'T MENTION ANY OF THAT TO WENTWORTH! HE'S GOT AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER!!
Little p said, (123 days ago)
@st. tee- Wentworth has Miller take care of me for when he's out of town
Like what John Travolta had to to with Uma-- except for john travolta looks like Miller and Uma looks like me
Little p said, (123 days ago)
well, went and I gotta go to bed now.
like, I'm going to sleep, and wentworth is going to be sitting on the edge of the bed with a gun in his lap and a spooky sneer on his face
khaaaaansumating said, (123 days ago)
It's true. That's not my style. I can feel the vibes. Or else I just chicken out all together.
Centropomus said, (122 days ago)
@little p: Yes, he *is* a little crazy, but he's known in certain circles for the quality of his penis.
next time someone tries to hook me up with someone - I'm screaming 'genital warts'