Someone else has a crush on me. Yay?
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Previous Toast said, (169 days ago)
In before "Oh my gosh, you wretched person, stop stringing her along!" and "God she must have low self-esteem to be attracted to you!"
fuznotfuz said, (168 days ago)
Key phrase: "Her: Haha, foot pick on the sleepy chick with no glasses on. Im more interested in you than in my phrasing at the moment.."
You had a very limited window of opportunity, man. And you blew it. She's now back to being more interested in her phrasing.
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Or correct me if I'm wrong. Here's the text conversation for today:
Her: Hows your day been?
Me: Not bad. Practiced some. More Firefly. I love it like woah.
Her: Haha, wow, you really do like that show.
Me: It's pretty much the best day ever.
Her: Must be good then. Ill make it a point to see it.
*a couple hours pass*
Her: You in bed yet?
Me: Nope. Watching Serenity. It's sad. :(
Her: Aw. Im too tired to sleep.
Me: Talk at ya in a few if you're up.
Her: I should be.
*finish the movie*
Me: *sigh* so little of it. But what there is is so good. It's really bittersweet to watch it.
Her: Ive never seen it. Should I make a point to?
Me: It's one of those things where, if you watch it and don't love it, I won't be interested in talking to you anymore. It's one of the few things I wish were real.
Her: Must be good then. Ill make it a point to see it.
*pause*
Her: Anybody out there?
Me: It's "anybody in there." Then "just nod if you can hear me." Someone needs to brush up on their Floyd. ;)
Her: Haha, foot pick on the sleepy chick with no glasses on. Im more interested in you than in my phrasing at the moment.
Me: I have no idea what your first sentence is supposed to say. The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Her: Haha, Infant dont, my t9 just hates me. And the details of your life have proved to be quite interesting.
Me: And here I was hoping they'd have proven to be.
Her: Oh my god, I cant text to save my life! I meant I meant and proven. I hate this.
Me: The more frustrated you get, the better it'll work. Trust me.
Her: Ill just stop trying. Im already annoyed. So if it doesn't make sense, guess. That, or call me.
Me: Haha, don't get tetchy. I'll call when I'm done checking my email and stuff. I don't do the auto-complete for that very reason.
Her: Sounds good. Ill keep attempting to spell correctly until then.
Me: I think that's acceptable. But you know what Master Yoda says about trying.
Her: Oh no. Youre going wise old green man on me. I havent watched Star Wars in a few months, or Id tell you.