Dear DannyPriapism: You will not win.

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benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I will not allow you to use my web site to threaten violence against people. You are no longer welcome here. I will happily delete every account you create, and all of the time you spend trying to pester me will be totally wasted, because I can delete everything you do without ever even seeing it.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

Plus, if you push it, I will just pull the plug on the whole site, and then I will be really angry because I won't have a quality stream of Youtube videos to watch.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

Oh, btw, please do not create an account just to respond to this thread, because I will delete it and all of your comments immediately.

Carlo said, (80 days ago)

The Lord spake, and it was good.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

Also, if you have a problem with my decision to ban fucktards from my site, please review the terms of service.

http://goteaminternet.com/tos.html

MUPaully said, (80 days ago)

Wow, I'm lost. But I'm guessing a "Bravo Ben Brown" is in order.

H55 said, (80 days ago)

Glad I missed the drama.

El Indio said, (80 days ago)

this is how you run a site, in my opinion. nice job, ben. professionally worded and handled.


damn that sounded ass-kissy

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I have been a sysop since I was 12. I have played this game so many times. It is so much easier when the retards aren't dialing into your mom's phone line at 3 am trying to post blinking ANSI pictures of wangs on your BBS.

Stark Raving Brad said, (80 days ago)

good work, friday. keep the defenses up. if you need to deputize me, i'll be in reamworks cellar.

Sharon said, (80 days ago)

Why doesn't the tos.html exist?

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I think I will add a fun sound effect to the DELETE THIS USER button.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

@Sharon - Because this is not a real web site.

The Shifty said, (80 days ago)

The Trump parody on Drawn Together of needing a towel after a good firing comes to mind.

booknutdc said, (80 days ago)

404, 404! :o

sparky said, (80 days ago)

I was hoping the TOS would be "don't be a fucktard". :-(

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

@Carlo - Done.

booknutdc said, (80 days ago)

or at least have some fine print. so wait, we are not really real???

I'm freaking out!!

beccah. said, (80 days ago)

@ben: I'm sure my opinion is not one you value, however, I do feel the need to speak up. I've even come out of a "break" for this. I don't know the actual wording of what was said - I do however know that I've said things like I'm going to hit/kick/punch you to people throughout my time on consu/gti. I've never been threatened with deletion, nor deleted.

If you look at the boston thread where all this apparently happened, Celisse/Sven/Phro also threatens violence against Danny... how is that acceptable, whereas his is not?

I realize this is your website, and I also realize if you want to rename us all as numbers, that is indeed your perogative.. but I don't think that you're gonna attract people by favoring one set of people over another... which is exactly what it appears that you're doing.

Again, this is just my two cents, and I'm fairly certain you don't want to hear it...

But this WHOLE ISSUE could easily be resolved if you added the feature we had on consu, whereby you could delete people's comments out of your own thread.... you're only one man.. how can you possibly handle everyone's problems with everyone else? This to me, seems like an easy solution, that doesn't banish someone who hasn't done anything that hasn't been done before..

artschooled said, (80 days ago)

sound clip + 404 team lost. oh man.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

This has all been a dream.

Except for DannyPriapism, who will wake up tomorrow still unable to login and will have to go back to using Myspace.

seemingly satanic said, (80 days ago)

damnit. ♥

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

@beccah - The whole issue is actually that I found Danny's behavior totally incompatible with my ability to have him around anymore, and he had to go. I don't know, subscribe to, or comment in Celisse's threads, but I will not tolerate the kind of things he was saying to her.

That humanity disappoints, unfortunately, cannot be fixed by deleting comments.

bizzy said, (80 days ago)

What would bob barker do? DELETE!

booknutdc said, (80 days ago)

then the "threat" was not really real? what the? *scratches head*

*backs away slowly, again*

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

PS, sorry to everyone whose thread comment counts have been thrown off by Danny's deleted comments. That is a known bug. I APOLOGIZE TO THOSE AFFECTED.

beccah. said, (80 days ago)

@ben: I agree with you on the point that deleting comments doesn't solve the world's problems, however, I do think it would be beneficial here. I don't know what you know about me and what you don't, but I'm pretty much a pariah.. no one likes me, or my opinions.. but I still spout them, because that's my right to do so.. I know people have issues with me, and would prolly rather just get rid of my comments in their threads, as I would like to be able to delete the fake profile comments from my threads.. but alas, nothing I can do. I tolerate it.

Again, I know this is your domain to do with as you please, but I implore you to think about what is fair. Why is it fair to punish one for a certain behaviour, but not another? Was the slander that Celisse/Sven/Phro was throwing around not essentially the same thing? And again, she made a threat of violence against him... It just doesn't make sense why one person gets treated one way, and another, differently... are you playing favourites?

Erinzzz said, (80 days ago)

Stop poking the bear.

beccah. said, (80 days ago)

@erin: I'd like to know where I, and the other not "in" stand... if I have to poke the bear to do it, then so be it.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

@Beccah, if you have seen examples where one of the users on this site has been making serious and repeated threats of violence to another user, please send me a private message IMMEDIATELY with links to those comments and appropriate action will be taken.

Gravel Blood Palin said, (80 days ago)

I really don't want to post in here, but I wanna know where I threatened violence against him.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

@beccah - Also, handy tip! Keeping your feature requests separate from your attempts to flame internet retard wars while making claims of elitism is a great way to ensure that your requests will be taken seriously.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I WILL DELETE YOU ALL.

The Shifty said, (80 days ago)

That's like cutting a snake bite. You'll only spread the poison.

MUPaully said, (80 days ago)

I heart Ben.

Carlo said, (80 days ago)

OH MY GOD GUYS HE ADDRESSED ME DIRECTLY!

*SQUEEEEEEEEE*

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I am going to bed now.

PM me if you want me to delete your account in indignation!

El Indio said, (80 days ago)

you're asking for it, Carlo.

henny said, (80 days ago)

Anyone want pizza?

henny said, (80 days ago)

I sure like pizza

henny said, (80 days ago)

We all deserve pizza

henny said, (80 days ago)

C'mon guys, pizza

El Indio said, (80 days ago)

OH DAMN I LOVE PIZZA

cept for the whole cheese aspect.

henny said, (80 days ago)

I owe Tiff a pie from like 35 months ago

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

I will also delete people if they want to show solidarity.

benbrown said, (80 days ago)

But only if you specifically ask.

Or I feel like it.

FiZ said, (80 days ago)

This almost makes me sad in that rubberneck kinda way. I didn't see it go down, but the morbid curiosity in me will not find the bytes of information representing the referenced verbal clusterfuck.

Keyword: almost.

henny said, (80 days ago)

Ben's super evil tyrant rage is turning me on

Gravel Blood Palin said, (80 days ago)

Hena, HAVE A BAGEL BITE. JUST ONE.

FiZ said, (80 days ago)

Oh, I loves me some pizza.

henny said, (80 days ago)

Nah man I've been pigging out on these low-fat part-skim super-healthy string cheeses like crazy.

Carlo said, (80 days ago)

Well, I did save the page. Just in case.

FiZ said, (80 days ago)

The rubberneck demands carnage.

Khan The Awesome said, (80 days ago)

I can't say this upsets me.

Centropotamus said, (80 days ago)

I want to show solidarity with Ben Brown's delete button.

Previous Toast said, (80 days ago)

I broke the dam.

Gravel Blood Palin said, (80 days ago)

I want to take this opportunity to apologize to most of you whom I have insulted in the past. I do not want to be grouped in with that jackass, so I will try to curb my attitude.

But you know, it's a team effort, so.. don't like.. make me angry or something.

adam said, (80 days ago)

Who the fuck is Danny?

little p said, (80 days ago)

@adam-
that was awesome

Oom Mao Mao said, (80 days ago)

No, it's not a team effort.

Gravel Blood Palin said, (80 days ago)

I was obviously kidding.

little p said, (80 days ago)

there's no "I" in "TEAM", bitch.

Gravel Blood Palin said, (80 days ago)

there's no BUTT in YOUR FACE. Yet.

little p said, (80 days ago)

hahahahaa

THAT was awesome

Carlo said, (80 days ago)

There is a ME, though.

little p said, (80 days ago)

yea, but that gets all object-of-the-prepositiony though.

and, isn't the object of the preposition, when it comes after the d.o. just the indirect object?
isn't that it???

little p said, (80 days ago)

maybe we should ask wentworth...

ilikedginger said, (80 days ago)

Ben could have deleted Danny for just being and everyone would be cheering. He's just that unlikeable.

portableteejay said, (80 days ago)

Holy Fuck, I missed some shit last night.

StillSleeping said, (80 days ago)

I thought I was the only one that didn't like him! He told me I was stupid and ugly once. I don't forget that sort of thing.

ilikedginger said, (80 days ago)

@teejay, it's been drawn out forever. Most people could get away with talking shit, but Celisse has tried to make peace with Danny twice and after that didn't work, tried to get him to just leave her alone. But it didn't, instead he goes into her Boston thread saying that if she moved there, he'd give her a black eye. So he was deleted. Then he came back and talked MORE shit. And was deleted again.

Brownfedora said, (80 days ago)

Just proof of how petty some people can be. Just move to another website to do/say whatever. It's not like having to actually move to another town. It literally cost nothing, time or money.

erica said, (80 days ago)

I'd be mad if someone was deleted just for being unlikeable. That's pretty ridiculous. There are still people here who don't seem very liked, and some of them don't even seem to like anyone else, but if they want to be here, well, fine.

schlomo said, (78 days ago)

hmm, I guess there really is a value-add to not following as many people as possible. I love my closed little world full of happy 8bit Moseses from Ben and repeted botching about SF from Jesse. I thought that's all that happened on GTI!

dakotasmith said, (74 days ago)

who's strapped to the wall now?

dakotasmith said, (74 days ago)

i agree with schlomo. i only follow ben, pretty much.

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