Dear Uterus: Stop. Seriously. Just stop. I could handle the usual bleeding. I mean, hell, it’s been nine months now…I’m used to it. But good god. Stop spewing massive thumb-sized chunks of yourself out of my vagina!! Aside from it feeling wholly unpleasant, the amount of blood that accompanies them is unbelievable! Not only are my clothes soaked through in a matter of seconds but there’s so much blood that it actually pools on my chair at work! I’m sick of sitting on towels! I’m sick of spending entire workdays with everything below my waist drenched with blood! I’m sick of