I dunno about you guys, but this entertained me greatly.
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.htmlReplies
These are some classics! But where's "I put on my robe and wizard hat?"
*nods understandingly*
It's like everything you could ever want in one column.
Same. Turns out it's not something you should ever actually say during foreplay. Who knew?

wow...
i didn't know they still did this...