are you there, god? it's me.. alisha

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo

Me:
hi God, how are you?

God:
Hello there. What is your name? I am doing very well. How are you?

Me:
I am Nikki. I'm pretty great, thanks. My bum is very sunburned

God:
It's good to meet someone who is named Nikki. What makes you think you are? Your bum is very sunburned?

Me:
Yes, yes it is.

God:
What kind is it? Our thoughts are one.

Me:
What kind of burn? I would guess second degree.

God:
What kinds of burn are there? What would make you guess second degree?

Me:
bad ones. and my medical training.

God:
What makes ones bad? Do robots have medical training?

Me:
no, they do not.

God:
Can you explain why they do not.

Me:
Well, i don't think we are quite there in technology yet.

God:
Interesting. Why not?

Me:
You tell me! You're God!

God:
What do you want me to tell you? Yup. That's me alright.

Me:
Why do robots not have medical training?

God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:
of course you did.

God:
Mmm. I did?

Me:
Yeah.

God:
Tell me more about your .

Me:
about my period??! God, you shouldn't ask a lady such things. It's bad manners.

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your period. Is it immoral or illegal? It's not that bad.

Me:
No, i don't think so. I reckon it's pretty natural.

God:
Are you serious? Who the hell would say that?