Letters to Places

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valkyrie said, (83 days ago)

Dear Louisiana, especially the parts around Baton Rouge,

You make it very hard to run in your outsides. Could we lighten up with the heat and humidity, particularly in the morning? And maybe the evening, too.

Thanks much,
Valkyrie

valkyrie said, (83 days ago)

Dear Tel Hazor,

I miss you. Yes, you were very hot, made me sweat for hours a day, and had some strange ideas about breakfast foods, but I still loved you madly and wish to return to your arms. Will you wait for me? I promise to return as soon as I can, hopefully with Jess and Shira.

love,
Valkyrie.

0fuck life0 said, (83 days ago)

Dear Westchester County,

good job being useless to anyone under 65, good job indeed


don't ever change,
CM

Oom Mao Mao said, (83 days ago)

Dear Boston,
I leave in a week. I'll miss your consumer conveniences, a handful of friends, and the awesome library, but that's it.

You're too cold in the winter, too humid right now, and except for the beautiful two weeks in the fall, just unspectacular weather-wise.

And your air is dirty.

I've never gotten you, at all. I'm sure I'll miss you in time, but it'll be for the shopping. Mostly. And the new bookstore in, Raven Books. Yowza! What an academic used bookstore!

See you.

Jesa said, (83 days ago)

Dear Ireland,
I am sorry that you were replaced as my location of longing. It isn't that I don't love anymore, I just have more reasons to go to England. Truly, it isn't you, it's me.
Love
p.s. I promise I will visit.

? said, (83 days ago)

Dear Tucson,

Would it hurt you to put on a lil' razzle-dazzle? Expand your horizons a bit?

I am so over you,
?

Jesa said, (83 days ago)

Dear Charlotte, North Carolina,

You stole my best friend and I resent you for it. I miss him terribly and want him back. Please send him home asap.
KTHNXBAI!
p.s. You are filthy and rampant with cervical cancer.

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