Yesterday, in the muggy threatening-to-rain heat, I saw a guy biking down the street in nothing but a yellow speedo. Why?
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The weird thing is, I think I might not have been so repulsed by it if the speedo was not a blinding bright pastel colour. I think it was the fact that it was yellow that disturbed me most.
I mean, really, if you're going to look ridiculous on a bicycle, you might as well go for gold. Gold lame, that is.
I don't remember the shoes. I think they were just some crappy old faded cross-trainers. He also had rear paniers that were packed full. It was just really odd. Maybe he ran out of reasonable clothes and was carting his laundry to the nearest laundromat?
He also could have been very eager to get to the beach, which is just up the road from where I was.
haha ice, have you ever seen the naked cartwheeler in the market???

HAAAHAHAH love it