Yesterday, in the muggy threatening-to-rain heat, I saw a guy biking down the street in nothing but a yellow speedo. Why?

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Sven PartyMaan said, (127 days ago)

HAAAHAHAH love it

IceOwl said, (127 days ago)

The weird thing is, I think I might not have been so repulsed by it if the speedo was not a blinding bright pastel colour. I think it was the fact that it was yellow that disturbed me most.

IceOwl said, (127 days ago)

I mean, really, if you're going to look ridiculous on a bicycle, you might as well go for gold. Gold lame, that is.

Previous Toast said, (127 days ago)

Did he have yellow shoes too? That would make it for me.

IceOwl said, (127 days ago)

I don't remember the shoes. I think they were just some crappy old faded cross-trainers. He also had rear paniers that were packed full. It was just really odd. Maybe he ran out of reasonable clothes and was carting his laundry to the nearest laundromat?

IceOwl said, (127 days ago)

He also could have been very eager to get to the beach, which is just up the road from where I was.

Molly Malone said, (126 days ago)

haha ice, have you ever seen the naked cartwheeler in the market???

IceOwl said, (125 days ago)

There's a naked cartwheeler in the market?

Molly Malone said, (124 days ago)

he goes by cornerstone and causes a ruckus every once in a while

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