I saw the muhfuckin Pope the other day

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Stereotest said, (127 days ago)

Was he talking about sex and violence?

Stereotest said, (127 days ago)

I heard that he's really into text messaging these days.

artschooled said, (127 days ago)

Seriously, it's a shame you aren't Catholic. Seeing the Pope gets you out of 8am Mass with your Dad for AGES.

sound of snowsuit said, (127 days ago)

I didn't see him speak, just him going by in his popemobile. But yeah, he's really against sex and violence and things via text message.

sound of snowsuit said, (127 days ago)

@artschooled - I FELT Catholic, being there and being excited and all.

artschooled said, (127 days ago)

we should tell Nonna that immediately.

The Scarlet Fuz said, (127 days ago)

Oh, you mean that little Prada- and Gucci-wearing bitch who just decried consumerism?

Hate her, hate her dress.

mizzchelle said, (127 days ago)

@fuz: hahahahaaa.

Stereotest said, (127 days ago)

"The Pope mobile service has been set up following an agreement between the Holy See, or Vatican, and mobile content firm Acotel.

The service is available on all of the UK's mobile networks.

Those interested in subscribing sign up by sending a text message reading "Pope on" to 61131.

From noon the next day and on every day of the week after they will receive a thought of the day picked from the Pope's many public pronouncements.

Mobile phone users can unsubscribe by sending "Pope Off" to the same short code number.

The service reaches the UK after being run successfully in Italy and Ireland.

The Holy See is now trialling a thought of the day service in Italy that swaps multimedia messages using pictures and sound for plain text."

Stereotest said, (127 days ago)

"The Pontiff has sent daily messages to World Youth Day pilgrims all this week, complete with modern abbreviations - referring to himself as "BXVI".

This morning's message read: "The spirit impels us 4ward 2wards others; the fire of his love makes us missionaries of God's charity. See u tomorrow nite - BXVI." "

Matt Potato said, (127 days ago)

I would have gone down to Sydney if he pledged to read the gospel passage from the LOLcat bible.

sound of snowsuit said, (127 days ago)

There's a lolcat bible? He doesn't need it - he can haz papal infallibiliteez.

Matt Potato said, (127 days ago)

http://www.lolcatbible.com

"Da burth of Jebus Christ

Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat. Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur". But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George.""

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