Most of you often forget that I am better than you

It's ok to forget every now and then but come on already, get with the picture k

So they played EVERYTIME WE TOUCH at this bar and I went KINDA NUTS and I tried to call you, but then the song changed.

Someone already thumbed this post down. Someone is jealousssss

I don't know about anyone else, but I've got WWHD? tattooed across my knuckles.

Then why do you send me love letters via your carrying pigeon, Beej?

Hey I've been thinking about getting a stamp that says "FAIL" on it and then I'll stamp that on the foreheads of people that bother me

y/n

Everyone knows that you are "mean" to me because you're madly in love with me, Johnny. It's ok, shhh....

Ok Tiff, what do you want me to do? I can offer you everything except visiting you at the moment

(do you want some hxc lesbian cybersex?)

k

well, yeah, but I still have to be mean to you.

I know I know! but I finally got brave and added you to my team
will you *gulp* please return in kind??

I kiss your glorious ring,
&hearts little p

HAHAHAHA, you so funny.

I'll name names and start drama

I'm not fat or old.... =(

And the girls who don't like me are just jealous that I'm prettier and awesomer than they are

No she speaks the truth. How dare you take that kind of tone with her?

Um, the dilly? What be it?

@hena: whipped is probably more accurate, but yeah.