Stupid windsurfing bosses. "Hey, call in sick, leave early sick, come get your kite surfing lesson this afternoon!"
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I thinking of claiming stomach distress so I can go home early and see The Dark Knight.
I want to go home too...but alas I am still here for another 3.5 hours(although I did not take my hour lunch) and then I have yoga for 90 minutes from 6-7:30 then I will get home roughly around 7:45 and completely collapse and wake up and do it all again...blech belch blech...

Help me come up with excuses to get out of work here.