Jon Lovitz didn't beat him hard enough.
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This one time, my friend stayed at his place (this was like, years ago) and he had this roommate that was totally gay and they all did meth together.
apparently, he puled some 17 year old girl's top down at a bar in san diego.

I don't think anybody ever could. The universe was meant to eternally despise a man(?) whose name can be abbreviated to "A. Dick".