The good and the bad: Link us to one good thing in the internets, and one bad thing.

I liked the one you deleted. Why did ya?

One good thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

One bad thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxpkhtE1V2I

The penis guy wrote me the most horrifying message:

"This is my fetish, full version.

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my dick. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my dick or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my dick. I love even more when a woman uses Swiss cheese to pleasure me.

Reasoning behind the fetish.

At one time in my life, I had a very hard time finding dates. For some reason I saw food couples as the same as people couples. Meat and cheese goes together like a man and a woman. So I had my dick play the meat, but used cheese as the woman. At first I used different cheeses, but later found the Swiss works the best for two reasons, first the way it feels. It feels just like if not better then sex, second it's appearance. When girls think of cheese they tend to picture Swiss most of the time. So I preformed the fetish on myself, but later when my situation improved and I met girls and started dating, I would always ask them if they would try the fetish and got mixed reactions, but the ones who did do it, well I was hooked. It felt that good to me."

Yea.. I'm certainly off the swiss, anyhow.

And what's this "When girls think of cheese they tend to picture swiss most of the time." ? I don't think about swiss, I think about cheddar.

oh my god!

i'm older than that guy, but he looks WAY older than me. I feel good about myself now

thanks MIZZ

sex-ay!

@Giu: Do you enjoy cheese?

@jubes: i *do* enjoy cheese!!! But not swiss, sadly.

good thing: http://spacecollective.org/gallery/

bad thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puIitlNrCPE

good thing: http://www.gnod.net/

bad thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRCKNoUgko
(always a classic)