One of my terribly brilliant ideas: Cock Sauce.

they would all end up being used as dildos.

@skanko: what people do with their cock sauce in the privacy of their own home is NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

I haven't.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1108309142293B235

ryetch you are. and i see you're such a stickler for safety, you'd have your in a condiment at all times.

Now I really want cockbottle filled with Ranch.

Costco would carry those HUGE/ENORMOUS family size cocks of condiments. I can see the commercials of "leave it to beaver" family types passing around the gigantor cock filled with tons of hopt dog bun-luv-sauce.

OK, but where do I go to find sauce for cocks?

@art: there'd be just about every sauce you can imagine! (that makes sense to have in a squeeze bottle?)

All I really want to know is, does the "no-drip" cap work?