no matter how much i complain about life; no matter what sort of physical calamities befall me- at least I can say that I have the best, most kick-ass friends in the whole of existence.

like, friends that take me to the doctor and then take me out to sushi and sake- the emphasis on sake

lots and lots of sake

i like, tear a muscle in my back and sprain a few joints and before I can even whine about it I have vicodin and soma at my disposal

people really are nice.

also, i am a walking calamity. it's fuckin' hilarious