A Facebook Status Update Gets The Whatevs
http://onepersontrendstories.tumblr.com/post/41777081/ooooooh-face-a-facebook-status-update-gets-theThis hits quite close to home:
"On this Tuesday, Ms. Zerwicki saw that Jonas Ramon, her ex-boyfriend, had updated his status.
"And so Ms. Zerwicki decided to do something different: she refused to look at what it said."
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But if she's noticed he updated his status, she's already looked at it. Maybe I'm the only one who has trouble not reading things I've looked at.
I'm not on the Facebook because it would be a constant reminder that I have few friends and dislike them all.

It's like a mini-Onion story.