embarrassing revelations

Grateful Dead != death metal band

After one beer, my favorite bartender looks like Kyle Chandler.

Also, I have confused William Buckley and George Will before.

@strangerbox:  well, i didn't think they were the same person, exactly....  i mean, i knew they weren't.  but i was very confused about them and they seemed to occupy the same quantum identity probability cloud in my head before the revelation.  like, "how can such diametric entities be referred to by the same phonemes?"

@le_sacre: To make high-quality beer cans?

Ralph Nader is not super cool.

oh, hell yes. there is nothing baking soda cannot do.

if you throw kernels in the fireplace, it makes popcorn without the oil. but then you can't eat it. but still!

booooooo.  i want a magic fireless popping fireplace.

depends on how hot the fake log gets.

you can pop them with a laser, i think!  not a run-of-the-mill laser, of course.  but still.