just get it off your chest and say it, would you?

woman at work, i know you are really sweet, but you treat me like i am mentally challenged. you're making me mental, even though I keep smiling at you.

Girls I've been dating: I prefer women who can stand up for themselves, and pursue time with me as much as I do with them. If you don't pick up the slack some, I'm probably going to stop hanging out with you.

ho.

creepy dude in my office: we aren't friends. i actually can't stand you, you misoygnist asshat.

dear girl ive run into by the elevator twice in the past two days:
you are cute, but stop looking at me like i'm a giant creep. it makes me uncomfortable and i'm a really nice guy i swear. just ask around.

I AM NOT A GODDAMN GINGER.

I think El Indio is a total babe. Like, we're talking super hot. THERE. I SAID IT.

Beautiful I will accept. GINGER HOWEVER I WILL NOT.

Your beard argues otherwise.

HA!

Craig, I think you have to just accept that I will never stop calling you ginger, even if you actually aren't.

I think you will have to accept that in october, while you sleep, i'm going to pee on you.

things to get off my chest:

-craig's hair isn't actually ginger.
-the idea of finding a new job makes me feel sick and i keep procrastinating instead of doing as much as i should be doing because i feel like it is all for nothing.
-you aren't a very good best friend and you've really upset me.
-i totally lied at work last night so that i wouldn't have to stay up all night.

yeah, thats right, there's some midget guy in my closet, why is that?

I illegally drove to work today.

I really wish I could be lesbian.

NIKKI THE NARC.

i was really hoping you would be the ONE girl in that office that's cute and or sexy who i could actually glance at during a day or even bump into at some point. fantasy: dead.

i feel non-existent in most threads, always.

that ashok thread from last night was really embarrassing for me :c

the ashok thread?

he mistook me for an intellectual. let's pretend it never happened. nice guy, he just chose the wrong dude to start a convo around.

that guy bugs me. he is very nice so if feel bad for h8in, but this is not the site for him, man. and he always comes off like an intellectual snob. its ok to be a snob on a website with other intellectuals, but this aint the-ntsh, y'know?

despite my frequent compliments, affirmations of love, and attempts to rescue your self esteem, i wish i had never met you. i am hoping that moving across the continent will finally mark an end to this nightmare of a friendship.

GAH! FINE IM SAYING IT. I MISS THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF YOU. EVERY DAY. STILL.

there. i said it.

comments like that make this place really super awkward.

to nikki: I have a crush on you [but who doesn't?].

to my roommate/landlord: I CAN'T STAND LIVING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.

I gave my ex pills to sell.

I want to be a dominatrix.

I like smoking pot. it makes me have less anxiety attacks. 'real' medicines, like xanax, scare me.

to said ex: will you please just have sex with me already?

to my mum: I don't know why we don't spend a lot of time together. you're always so busy with everyone else and I think I'm just your trophy kid.

I'm getting closer to a more poly-type relationship lifestyle.

some of these might be sharing a bit too much, but hell. you only live once.. and not for very long [no offense to the reincarnation believers].

I can't tell if you're into me or not, so I keep switching between being awkwardly shy and drunkenly cock-sure of myself. Just let me know which one to pick, mkay?

sometimes i am not sure about you, mostly based on who i see you talk to.

You're creeping me out and I don't know what to do about it.

@bmanda: heh. i wish i had that effect on people.

Please do not act like this is the first time you've said something insensitive, or that you can blame chemicals for saying it.