You know ___________ when ___________.
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You know you hate your roommate when everytime you hear their voice it makes you want to be dead.
You know your dog is an asshole when he headbutts you at 6am so he can get under the covers.
You know theres something wrong w/ you when you go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 6 am.
You know you're going to snooze too many times to shower when you can't fall asleep till after 5am.
You know you're tired when you fall asleep in the shower.
(I did yesterday).
You know a guy kinda likes you when he sings Garths Brooks to help you fall asleep.
You know it's time to move on when she has time to fill out Myspace surveys, but doesn't have time to call you/write you back.

You know you live in a Jewish town when you hear more Hebrew in your Dunkin Donuts than anything else. And when the Dunkin Donuts is kosher.