Do I need a sexier vajay?
http://jezebel.com/5023581/get-a-sexier-vagina-for-the-low-low-cost-of-18000How do I know if my vag is sexy enough? Can this surgery help me become truly sexy?
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valkyrie said, (59 days ago)
Also, hilarious/amazing: http://io9.com/5023149/headless-zombie-meet-helpless-scientist-naked-nsfw
Combustible Monkey said, (59 days ago)
@Val: Oh, yes, the Re-Animator. I don't know when I saw that flick, but I do remember hilarity and amazement.
I wonder, would a Re-Animator/Frankenhooker double-feature be too much?
valkyrie said, (59 days ago)
@Combustie: WHAT is Frankenhooker?! 'Cause it sounds amazing and there is absolutely no way that there could be too much sex-horror.
Combustible Monkey said, (59 days ago)
@Valkyrie: I CANNOT believe that you are unfamiliar with Frankenhooker. I mean, damn, it seems like the kind of movie that was MADE for you.
So this New Jersey TV repairman who's into trepannation loses his wife in a freak lawnmower accident and decides to build her head a new body using bits of prostitute. Hilarity ensues.
lamebrains said, (59 days ago)
@Fuji.. join the club brother.
Is Andy Griffith back from the grave to do the slicing on your slice? MATLOCK makes Bushlock!
fuznotfuz said, (59 days ago)
Have you been using your vagina excessively? I mean, does it serve as your bowling ball bag? Do your lips hang down to your knees? Can you fly on wind power alone?
If so, you might–might, mind you–feel like you need a refresher down south. Otherwise, I'd leave well enough alone.
lamebrains said, (59 days ago)
@FUZ: Does rigorous banging really shoot out the twizzad? Are beef curtains REALLY made from lots of the in out?
I wish the opposite were true, all my slam hand banging would've made me John Holmes or Lex Steele by now.
Oowwwwwwwwwwww Eeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Deep-Fried Goodness said, (59 days ago)
Unless it has teeth or looks like a Vogon, I agree with Fuz, leave well enough alone.
Community Toy said, (59 days ago)
Does your vulva hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continential soldier? Does your vulva hang low?
fuznotfuz said, (59 days ago)
@Bobert: As I tend to avoid girly parts (my flaw, I realize), I can't tell you for sure. Some of what I've seen, however, has led me to think that excessive use can open up the gates of your own particular Erie Canal a bit wider than that of the average bear.
And yes, I agree, if you could only stretch your own equipment out…then again, after a certain point, it doesn't get fully hard, and more people than not would be terrified of it. Sure, some size queens always love a challenge.
Oom Mao Mao said, (59 days ago)
So much nonsense about vaginas.
If you can churn butter, make the beast with two backs, and/or mattress dance, and your boy is smiling as are you whilst doing so, you don't need to modify your vag in any way.
valkyrie said, (58 days ago)
LIFE is pretty good, twigby! Been busy, gonna be busier. How's your LIFE?
fuznotfuz said, (58 days ago)
@val: I thought everybody had sex and made butter at the same time. You mean to say that you don't?
Combustible Monkey said, (58 days ago)
@AArtaud: Churn butter? Hadn't heard that one before. Disgusting, but apt.
Oom Mao Mao said, (57 days ago)
Disgusting? You don't like dairy products?
val: Look at a picture of a butter churn. Lemme know what you think.
valkyrie said, (57 days ago)
Oh, I am aware of what a butter churn looks like, and how it works. I just have never heard that one before.
Your bajingo is fine.