let's create really awkward and suggestive yet disappointing overheards.

How can you have two dicks at an office costume party? That's crazy that two people would decide to be detectives.

Damn, that fit more than I expected it to. (ALSO SUGGESTIVE!)

And if you apply astroglide liberally to a slip and slide, you can go REALLY fast. But you have to put more on after each run.

Daniel, how much you can fit in there is really surprising.

PT YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

It gets really hot and wet in there, but it's just part of the experience at the natural hot spring caves.

I covered her face with my gooey load of heavy cream. I'll get her a napkin as soon as I put the rest of my groceries away.

ahahaha at Heraldic, that one didn't bait me as i was aware of the topic, yet very fun to read in an overhead!

I fell for it again!

I spent an entire afternoon shagging, and then went home to examine the golf balls I had collected.

It was so rock hard that I had a rough time when I tried to scoop myself an ice cream cone- I need to turn my freezer down.

I spent weeks picking up hooker after hooker, but then my brother assured me there was way more hilarious things to do when playing Grand Theft Auto.

I wanted to ride so, so badly but when I reached in my pocket, I didn't have nearly enough money for both the ferris wheel AND the tea cups.

I kept licking and licking and licking, for what felt like hours, but I still never got to the middle of that dang tootsie roll pop!

lollollollollollollol

HAHAHA PT so hilar

God I love fucking...

PT, you are so quickly becoming a favourite. For realz.

I could really use a cock in my life. Seriously, my alarm clock is just not doing the job.

I couldn't keep my hands off his bits, because fuck, I really love building legos and I hate it when people don't share.

I could barely fit it in, what a tight squeeze-- but I guess thats what I get for not measuring the bookcase beforehand.

"No, don't poop on her chest!" I said, fearful when I was narrowly missed by a pigeon flying overhead as I helped move my friend's furniture.

I can only fit about five of them in at a time. I always lose when we play chubby bunny.

We're going to need to see a lot more boobies before we can take them off the endangered species list.

He shot it right in my eye... I swear that's the last time I have a water fight with John and his Super Soaker 3000.

Johnny, whats the matter?

I couldn't fit the whole thing in my mouth, it was seriously the biggest sandwich I have ever eaten.