Post here and I will give you a suggestive passage from the CAVEMAN PORNO NOVEL, The Shelters of Stone:
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artschooled said, (52 days ago)
Deep-Fried Goodness: I will ease everyone into the caveman sex, don't worry. I don't want to shock you.
"He gave her a big hug, then picked her up and swung her around in his enthusiasm. "Folara, I am so happy to see you!" When he put her down, he looked at her at arm's length. "But you've grown. You were just a girl when I left, now you're a beautiful woman... just as I always knew you'd be," he said, with slightly more than a brotherly glint in his eye.
She smiled at him, looked into his unbelieveably vivid blue eyes and was drawn by their magnetism. She felt herself flush, not from his compliment, although that's what those standing nearby thought, but from the rush of attraction she felt for the man, brother or not, whom she had not seen for many years."
artschooled said, (52 days ago)
beccah:
"When Ayla took his right hand, Kimeran knew he was committed. He took a deep breath and allowed her to bring that important appendage close to the mouth that was full of sharp teeth."
artschooled said, (52 days ago)
Still Sleeping:
"He blew in her ear and tickled her lobe, then pulled his hands forward to hold the fullness of her breasts. Even more full now, he thought, reminding himself that she was carrying new life inside her, new like that she said was as much his as hers. At the least, the life had to be of his spirit, of that he felt sure. For most of their journey, he had been the only man around for the Mother to take an elan from."
artschooled said, (52 days ago)
beccah: SHORT BUT AWESOME. Would you like just a plain filthy hilarious one??!!
artschooled said, (52 days ago)
omg, there are so many worse novels than this, I have discovered. This is amazing compared to most I used to sell in a giant book warehouse. And that is saying A LOT.
artschooled said, (51 days ago)
oimoi: from my pool's lost and found box which i was sorting through on a particularly slow day at work two years ago. it's by j.m. auel.
and because it is impossible to get out of a dirty caveman passage... this one is for beccah, too, because, well, you'll see:
"He pushed her back into the furs and bent over to take the nipple into his mouth. She felt herself respond instantly, and the intensity of the sensations increased as he sucked and lightly but on one nipple and caressed the other with his fingers.
She pushed him back and starting pulling up the white tunic she had made for him. "What are you going to do when the baby comes, Jondalar? They'll be so full of milk."
"I promise not to steal too much, but you can be sure I am going to taste it," he said, smiling, then he pulled his tunic off over his head. "You've had one child. Does it feel the same when a baby sucks?"
artschooled said, (51 days ago)
you guys, there are the dirtiest caveman porn sections ever in this book and like, super graphic. i think i am too embarrassed to write them out over the internets.
Hells yeah!