TELL ME YOUR FIRST NAME, STRANGER. It will distract me from whining about my haircut or talking about how much i love people.

Wanda

III

buttholes!

[navin, i wish so badly your name was Escalante]

Daniel

Adion. I have, however, gone by Alex, Adrian, Callum, Frank, and Ben.

BIZZY.

BIZZY BUTTHOLES.

it's Jaime Escalante Yolyamanitzin Gonzales III, aight? damn.

I want to stop thinking about buttholes now. I was simply going with the pattern of the thread, but it's obviously too close to bedtime to have buttholes on the brain.

@CM- I know what you mean. I have people call me Dan usually, but it's Daniel on every form I fill out. And my teachers call me Daniel about half the time.

@WordNerd: I VOTE YES ON YOU.

@CM- Ah. My dad was trying to be Tommy during the time I would have been Danny. And I wasn't about to ride around doing stuff every other weekend as Tommy and Danny. So I just became Dan at like, 7 or 8.

my name is vanessa, I'm a pisces. I like long walks on the beach and the blood of virgins.

My name is Lilya. Like the prostitute in the Swedish movie.

Everyone here is on a first real-name basis with everyone, so I get to lurk this thread and figure out who's who finally.

^^^^^

Valkyrie.

Caladonia.

Ozymandias