FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! Aleigh and I will give you advice. On ANY subject. And give you the response in the form of a sexy video. ASK RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Previous Toast said, (92 days ago)

Is it better to save the mineral deposits in Mass Effect until later in the game when they give me more money, or does it all even out with the leveling curve either way?

mizzchelle said, (92 days ago)

THIS IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY PEOPLE.

You can even phone in if you know Aleigh's phone number!

Corey Hart said, (92 days ago)

How should I cut my hair?

Oom Mao Mao said, (92 days ago)

What kind of used car should I buy?

Carlo said, (92 days ago)

How can I woo Cat?

bizzy said, (92 days ago)

HALP! I NEED ADVICE ON IMPORTANT MATTERS!

Specifically, how do I keep pretty/awesome womenz from Philly in my city for more than a few days?!

sartre is smarter said, (92 days ago)

How do I get Total Eclipse of the Heart out of my head?

emily said, (92 days ago)

How do I get red oil paint off of my tiny dog's face?

JasAsian v2.0 said, (92 days ago)

Dear Aleigh and Michelle...

How do I make my cat lose weight? He's so fat! :-(

more pepper! said, (92 days ago)

dear aleigh and michelle

i was asked to wear the cheetara costume for a scifi show this week but it has a funny sticker residue stain right in the nethers. how do i get rid of said residue?

xoxo pepper

Hot_Rod said, (92 days ago)

dear aleigh and michelle:

should i grow out my hair or should i keep it as a buzzcut?

om nom nom said, (92 days ago)

teach me how to kiss asshole art school teacher butt without being obvious about it.

sweet cuppin cakes said, (92 days ago)

I mean. What?

Hot_Rod said, (92 days ago)

@ebd: i can tell you right now how to do it.

you listen him/her has to say and put up with their ego.

stockholm said, (92 days ago)

Dear Aleigh and Michelle,

Where should I take a girl on a first date?

Sincerely,

Stockholm

catlady said, (92 days ago)

dear aleigh and michelle:

should i send a second message to my 4th-grade crush who i haven't heard back from, or will that prove to him once and for all that i am, in fact, a stalker?

Centrofuge said, (92 days ago)

Dear Aleigh and Mizzchelle,

What is an appropriate way to deal with my threesome fantasy while in a monogamous relationship?

Sincerely,

Centroplatypus

adam said, (92 days ago)

Dear Aleigh and Mizzchelle,

What the fuck is it that I should be doing?

Your pal,
-adam

catlady said, (92 days ago)

dear aleigh and michelle:

do you think it is okay that i have started compiling my mental 'men i want to fuck before i leave the country' list? if so, do you have any suggestions of who i should add to it?

thanks!

lovelovelove
catlady

mizzchelle said, (92 days ago)

OKAY. Thanks, everyone, for the messages. We are delighted to work on suggesting solutions for you all.

Or video production is stalled for the night, because Aleigh's boyfriend came over and I got DA BOOT.

Some of you will have answers soon!

Stagewalker said, (92 days ago)

wait, her boyfriend came over, and you two were gonna make sexy videos together and he WASN'T INTO THAT?

Philly's a weird city

Aleigh the acrobat said, (91 days ago)

hahahhaahaha I am on the internets!

scurvyman said, (91 days ago)

EVERYTIME THAT I CONNECT MY PSP TO MY MACBOOK IN USB MODE, IPHOTO STARTS UP. I NEVER WANT THAT APPLICATION ASSOCIATED WITH THIS DEVICE. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

sweet cuppin cakes said, (91 days ago)

quit life

Carlo said, (91 days ago)

Cat just tezted me on my brand new Samsung Shadow, which is how I am posting now, and said that she was unwooable. What can I do to change her mind?

sweet cuppin cakes said, (91 days ago)

who's Cat and does she have a sister?

cat said, (91 days ago)

: O

cat said, (91 days ago)

i have two sisters. one has a husband and a baby. the other has two teenagers.
yes?

Carlo said, (91 days ago)

Sucks to be you, Johnny.

sweet cuppin cakes said, (91 days ago)

........

Carlo said, (91 days ago)

OMG JK ILU

El Indio said, (91 days ago)

i dont even know who this cat girl is and yet she's on my team. not that im against her being there, just...

yeah, perhaps my memory is just faltering.

Carlo said, (91 days ago)

I SAW HER FIRST.

sweet cuppin cakes said, (91 days ago)

I thought he said fattering.

El Indio said, (91 days ago)

i cant really tell from the pic, johnny.

sweet cuppin cakes said, (91 days ago)

she's shy, obviously.

cat said, (90 days ago)

god, I missed this place!

catlady said, (90 days ago)

ahem. so where are the sexy videos?

Oom Mao Mao said, (90 days ago)

yea, what catlady said cuz I always take car buying advice from the Philly hotties.

beyonceknowlesitall said, (86 days ago)

How do I go about getting cheap airfare to San Diego? I'm to photograph a super awesome nerdfest, ok ok, Comic Con, but I have to pay my own way. Help!

catlady said, (86 days ago)

@beyonce: well, i could make some suggestions, but they wouldn't be in the form of a sexy video...

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