GTI, meet Herbert. Herbert, meet your fan club.
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That's why you need to get a loving boyfriend and a birthday. Also, he swears he got it on sale.
I will share my Herbert but not my Gabe, if that's what you're implying, Johnny.
Yes yes of course, honey. He loves the cuddling.
Wait, we are talking about the dinosaur here, right?
Of course! I visited the site and listened to his little dino-mumbles for like 10 minutes. So cute~!
He'll even fall asleep in your arms if you stroke his neck and back. And then he dino-snores.
WOW!! But at least you don't have to feed it thawed mice, clean it's pool filter, or buy it $70 mercury vapor lamps, twice a year.
The mice I don't mind as much. But I would like to see what happens if my pet were to leave yours.
Do you think Herbert would scare away my mouse? Because the mouse ran through my bathroom while I was doing my personal business and it scared the hell out of me. BOO MOUSE.
Don't cry, Johnnysweeling. Here, hold my pet dinosaur. It'll make you feel better.
Or will you ever have to bury Herbert in the back yard and pour a 40 for him.

Let the coveting begin.